MissMuley

The Medic looked up from his work at the sound of the infirmary doors creaking open. Even before  his eyes focused, the hulking figure framed in the doorway was unmistakable. So was the curious way the big man tilted his head when he saw something that befuddled him. "Ah, Herr Heavy. Is there something wrong?" "Doctor," the Russian sniffed. "Did not think that you smoked?" The Medic blinked in confusion for a second before he remembered the pipe clenched between his teeth. Chuckling nervously, he removed it from his mouth and tapped the bowl. "Oh, this. This is not tobacco." He took a quick look around the infirmary to make sure no one was

- You randomly quote the characters; - You don't walk, you run or walk crouching; - You walk looking at your watch, thinking that you are invisible; - You try to make people think you're someone else by wearing a paper mask with that person's face printed on it; - That actually works; - Your diet only consists of the foods and drinks in the game (chocolate, bananas, beer, milk etc); - You don't write sandwich anymore, just sandvich; - You can't do anything else while you eat; - You want to work as one of the character's jobs; - You ask an engineer if he can build you a sentry gun, a dispenser, and a TELEPORTER; - You don't want to go